Useful idiots is a term purportedly coined by the 20th-century monster Vladimir Lenin. It describes those in the Free World who do not hesitate to justify or rationalize the barbarism intrinsic to tyrannical ideologies, thereby allowing themselves to be used as propaganda tools by the most evil men in the world. Congratulations, idiots! Due to a postmodern culture rooted in moral relativism and an education system that champions subjective ethics, these intellectually-confused First World mutants still exist in large numbers today. This column aims to highlight and repudiate their vapid folly.