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Satire by Shawn Goodwin
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FamilySecurityMatters.org’s official satirist, Shawn Goodwin, is a blogger and police detective from Philly. You can visit his blog here.
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Must Reads
Exclusive: Chopping Down the Keebler Tree
Exclusive: An Important Message from Gov. Bobby Jindal
The Truth Is Out There . . . Way Out There
Exclusive: Iranian Women Are Quaking In Their Go-Go Boots
Exclusive: School’s Out for Friday!
Exclusive: Come Mr. Taliban, Tally Me Kandahar
Exclusive: We’re Off to See the Blizzard, the Wonderful Blizzard of Osthofen
Exclusive: An Apple a Day Keeps the Liberals Away
Exclusive: Weekend at Bennie’s
Exclusive: I Love, Er, Loathe New York
Exclusive: The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Dmitry
Exclusive: Suffer the Children
Exclusive: Big Sister Is Watching You
Exclusive: Toy Story 3: Adventures In Red China
Exclusive: The Unbearable Light-ness Of Being A Spammer
Exclusive: Iran: Blinding the World with Science
Exclusive: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Are Rewarded For Them
Exclusive: Making a List and Checking it Twice
Exclusive: Dingy Harry Mis-Reids the Situation
Exclusive: It’s State Dinner Season!
Exclusive: An Important Message from Brigadier General Ahmad Mighani
Exclusive: Firing a Shot Across Obama’s Bow
Exclusive: The Empire State Strikes Back
Exclusive: Dr. Obama Recites His Hypocritical Oath
Exclusive: Taking the Bull out of Global Warming
Exclusive: A Hero’s Welcome? Shoe Betcha!
Exclusive: Raining Missiles on Hillary Clinton’s Parade
Exclusive: Well Goodbye, Dalai!
Exclusive: And Now, an Important Message from Gov. David Paterson
Exclusive: Hellooooo, Mr. Wilson!
Exclusive: No More Teachers, No More Books, No Obama Dirty Looks
Exclusive: Stalin the Wheels of Justice
Exclusive: National Lampoon’s Obama Vacation
Something Fishy This Way Comes
Exclusive: Don’t Cry For Me, Venezuela
Exclusive: Nancy Crack Scorn, And She Don’t Care
Exclusive: That’s One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Conspiracy Nuts
Exclusive: And Now, An Important Message From The Dear Leader
Exclusive: Al Franken: Now Broadcasting For Scare America
Exclusive: This Week on Sanford and Son
Exclusive: That’s A Mighty Nice Camera There, English
Exclusive: Fashion! Turn to the Left. Fashion! Turn to the Right.
Exclusive: One Flew Over the Coup Coup’s Nest
Exclusive: Taking an Economic Bite Out Of The Big Apple
Exclusive: Hot Town, Summer In The Beltway
Exclusive: Good Ol’ Joe – Oops, He Did It Again!
Exclusive: Iran, I Ran So Far Away
Exclusive: Sen. ‘Benedict Arlen’ Jumps Ship
Exclusive: Mexico Starts Shopping at the Piggly Wiggly
Exclusive: El Presidente Obama Es En Fuego
Exclusive: And Now, an Important Message from Sen. Al Franken
Exclusive: The U.S. Defense Department: Fighting Tanks With Slingshots
Exclusive: Obama to Corporate Heads: ‘You’re Fired!’
Exclusive: North Korea’s Three-Martini Launch
Exclusive: And Now, an Urgent Message From Timothy Geithner
Exclusive: The Newest Spending Bill: Porky Pig Would Be Proud
Exclusive: The Knights of the Round Wet Bar
Exclusive: A Fat Tuesday Road Trip
Exclusive: An Important Message from The Secretary Of State
Exclusive: Some Frank Talk from Representative Barney
Exclusive: Trillion Dollar Baby
Exclusive: Hope. Change. Free Stuff!
Exclusive: January 20th: It’ll be Inaugur-iffic!
Exclusive: And Now, an Important Message from Ayman Al-Zawahiri
Exclusive: The Resolutionary War
Exclusive: A New Take on a Holiday Classic
Exclusive: A Stupid Kind of Christmas
Exclusive: What Would Thanksgiving Be Without Turkeys?
Exclusive: And Now, A Message From Lee Iacocca
Exclusive: The Voters Deserve A Break Today
Barack Obama ‘Ayers’ His Dirty Laundry
Exclusive: The Bailout: No Lawyers, No Guns, Lots of Money
Exclusive: No Dinner Jacket Required
Exclusive: It's Smear-ly Politics
Exclusive: The Republicans’ Convention Intentions
Exclusive: The Democrats’ Convention Intentions
Exclusive: Nancy Pelosi: Woman of 1,000 Faces
Exclusive: The MSM: Obama Baracks Their World
Exclusive: Iraq: Come For the Sand, Stay For the . . . Sand
Exclusive: Medvedev: “Russian” Into Things
Exclusive: (Very) Grim Fairy Tales
Exclusive: Declare Your Independence from Dumb Politicians
Exclusive: A Message from ‘The First Black President’
Exclusive: Barack Obama and the Blustery Day
Exclusive: Get Ready for Paul-A-Palooza 2008!
Exclusive: The International Olympic Committee, or, the Five Rings of Hades
Exclusive: Running the City from his Parents’ Basement
Exclusive: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
