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"Maybe if I close my eyes and look pious, in a prayerful mode, they won't guess that Mother Communism really decides my agenda, and that I have no real will of my own against her wiles. After all, it was she who murdered that poor girl(Lady Liberty), in the shower of socialism.
I am an innocent innkeeper of the national house. I will just adopt a pious pose with my eyes closed, and I won't even swat that annoying fly which keeps biting my socialist hide.
Then they'll see that I wouldn't harm those annoying insects, which are my fellow Americans, in full revolt."