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Al Qaeda Running 'Help Wanted' Ad for Suicide Bombers
August 15, 2012
Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading "Area of activity: The planet Earth," the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.
Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
Several email addresses are provided for applicants. While their real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken and a list of passports in their possession.
The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members, specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including "People who fight Islam and Muslims" and enemy "financial, military and media targets."
The ad indicates that the anticipated attacks will be solo operations: "Only one person will be in charge. He will gather all of the intelligence, he will prepare the operation - and he will complete the attack." However, it continues, "a military panel" will oversee the bomber's training and select the target.
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Glenn Beck on DC: At least Vegas admits ‘it's full of crooks and hookers'
June 19, 2013 01:26 PM
Speaking today at the #AuditTheIRS rally, Glenn Beck proclaimed his disgust with D.C. corruption in his trademark colorful style. The difference b/t Vegas and DC, at least Vegas admits they have Crooks and Hookers @GlennBeck at #AuditTheIRS Rally http://t.co/Dy1lYFyhJt— Wayne Dupree ✌✊ (@NewsNinja2012) June 19, 2013 The difference between Las Vegas and Wash. is that […]
‘This is why we can't have nice things': White House pathetically attempts to govern by meme
June 19, 2013 12:41 PM
So, that happened. No, really. https://twitter.com/ethanklapper/status/347387392581332992 Yes, the official White House Twitter feed is now sending out memes. Can’t anyone over there put on their big boy pants? Evidently not. https://twitter.com/DareClean/status/347388432349294592 https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/347388261179723777 The meme stops here? Citizens are not impressed. https://twitter.com/kelmcdowell/status/347388386471993344 https://twitter.com/Junior__Q/status/347387549133725696 https://twitter.com/andrea2s1/status/347387171491160065 https://twitter.com/PE_Feeds/status/347387380916961280 https://twitter.com/JimCookJr/status/347390190190485504 https://twitter.com/Radcliffe777/status/347388085220294656 https://twitter.com/TartareZ/status/347388340103966720 Nice things? Need not apply anymore. https://twitter.com/doctorak/status/347388112856559617 Heh. […]
‘Audit this!': Tea Partyers take to the Capitol for #AuditTheIRS rally [pics, Vine]
June 19, 2013 12:33 PM
IRS officials may have thought they could silence the Tea Party by singling out conservative groups for undue scrutiny, but if anything, they’ve only caused our voices to grow stronger. Tea Party activists from across the country are gathering today at the U.S. Capitol and watching the live stream to demand accountability from the IRS […]
Racist! Chris Matthews notices Greatest Orator Evah struggled in Berlin without teleprompter
June 19, 2013 10:43 AM
Not so great without his trusty sidekick! 
No Marines to fan him? Obama drips with Historic Sweat™ during Berlin speech [pics]
June 19, 2013 10:32 AM
The birth of the sweaty Obama meme? Don't fail us, Internet!
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