'Twas the Night Before Christmas, When All Through the House
by RUTH KING
December 24, 2010
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the House
Not a democrat was stirring, not even a mouse;
The RINOS had left with a harrumph and a grouse
Corker, and Cochran and Lugar the louse
The lame ducks were home tucked in their beds
The others just tossed with polls in their heads.
I woke up with a START from a terrible DREAM
When heard a clatter and saw a silver stream.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
I peered through the window and put on my glasses
It was a miniature sleigh with eight tiny jackasses
With a spry old driver, so lively and chipper
I knew in a flash twas the ghost of the Gipper
He scolded and shouted and gave them their work
“Sweep the tax hikes, the earmarks, and toss the pork.!!!”
A bundle of bags he had flung on his back,
And he laughed out loud while opening his pack.
With a smile and knowing and friendly look
He gave every democrat Dick Morris’s book.
Another election may we all live to fight
Merry Christmas to All and to all a good night!!
Happy Holidays to all of you!!!