'Twas the Night Before Christmas, When All Through the House

by RUTH KING December 24, 2010
 
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the House

Not a democrat was stirring, not even a mouse;
The RINOS had left with a harrumph and a grouse
Corker, and Cochran and Lugar the louse
The lame ducks were home tucked in their beds
The others just tossed with polls in their heads.

I woke up with a START from a terrible DREAM
When heard a clatter and saw a silver stream.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
I peered through the window and put on my glasses
It was a miniature sleigh with eight tiny jackasses
With a spry old driver, so lively and chipper
I knew in a flash twas the ghost of the Gipper
He scolded and shouted and gave them their work
“Sweep the tax hikes, the earmarks, and toss the pork.!!!”
A bundle of bags he had flung on his back,

And he laughed out loud while  opening his pack.
With a smile and knowing and friendly look
He gave every democrat Dick Morris’s book.
Another election may we all live to fight
Merry Christmas to All and to all a good night!!
 
Happy Holidays to all of you!!!
 
Ruth King
 
FamilySecurityMatters.org Contributing Editor Ruth S. King is a freelance writer who writes a monthly column in OUTPOST, the publication of Americans for a Safe Israel.
 

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