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November 27, 2008
Exclusive: Seven Things True Conservatives Should Be Thankful For
With Thanksgiving just a few days away, it is time for true conservatives to lick their wounds, brush off their jackets, get off the mat and remember to be thankful for 7 very special things.
# 1 At Least This Was Not an Obama Re-election Victory
Imagine if Obama had already done four years of serious damage to this nation’s future, and had still won a reelection victory? That would be four going on eight, and we would be in even more serious trouble.
# 2 At Least Obama has not chosen Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Tony Rezko, Bernardine Dohrn, Rashid Khalidi , Raila Odinga and Hugo Chavez for his cabinet yet.
I said cabinet…I guess the American flag will not be raised in an Obama White House, especially while the above are overnight guests.
# 3 At least the mainstream media does not try to sway everything
Although they will surely stick their noses in choosing our next leader, I heard that they really do not care who wins local pie eating contests.
# 4 At least Bill Maher sleeps roughly 1/3 of the day.
This prevents him from reminding us of what an arrogant and ignorant fool he can be every time he opens his mouth 24 hours a day.
# 5 At least Whoopie Goldberg, Oprah and Will Smith have not yet formed an organization called WOW which is composed of very, very rich African-Americans who keep telling us how rejected, isolated and deprived they have felt all their lives due to the color of their skin.
# 6 At least John McCain will not run for president again so we can hear him say “My friends” a million times on the way to losing again.
# 7 At least true conservatives may have finally realized that they cannot rely on Republicans to save this country any time soon.
That being said, enjoy this Thanksgiving, for the next one may feature a ban on praying near a turkey, a ban on thinking about, much less thanking God, and a ban on thanking anybody other than the Great Mystic Wizard, Grand Poobah, Eternal Guru, Wizard of Marxism, His Royal Majesty, Supreme Messiah and really cool dad, Barack Obama, at whose name all liberals must turn even more left, all independents must swing their vote left and all conservatives must be the only sane persons left.
That being said, pass the cranberry sauce, please.
FamilySecurityMatters.org Contributing Editor Gabriel Garnica, Esq., is a college professor and licensed attorney whose regular commentary also appears on NewMediaJournal.us, Michnews and various Internet journals. Feedback: editorialdirector@familysecuritymatters.org.
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