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December 4, 2008
Exclusive: Maybe Obama Will Give a Cabinet Post to Sarah Next!
By now you know that Barack Obama has chosen Hillary as his Secretary of State. Now, anyone who thinks he did that either because he is dying to work closely with her or because he honestly feels that she is the most qualified for the job is probably the kind of person who would buy a million shares of Citicorp right around now.
Amusing Liberal Qualifications on Display
In the recent election, we were told that Sarah Palin was painfully inexperienced to be VP even as Barack Obama is even more painfully inexperienced to be President. We were told that Sarah Palin was ignorant even as Joe Biden showed he didn’t know that FDR and television were not hot topics during the stock market crash of 1929. We were told that George Bush was a verbal gaffe a minute even as Barack Obama could not pronounce the name of the Penn State mascot correctly.
Do you see a pattern? Apparently, liberals are qualified to do anything merely because they are liberal, and the national media is charged with putting lipstick on every pig that liberals send down the chute.
Oh, by the way, Condoleezza Rice, the current Secretary of State, has been a student of international affairs with profound knowledge of international politics and geography – but she is an African-American who is on the conservative side, which makes her insane, stupid or just confused to liberals everywhere. Hillary may have knowledge of domestic affairs, but she could not tie Rice’s shoes internationally – but she is a liberal which makes her a cross between Albert Einstein and Mother Teresa to liberals everywhere.
What do you call a conservative with an IQ of 150? Liberals will answer “an oddity or a cheater” and laugh. What do you call a liberal with an IQ of 80? Liberals will tell you “a genius” and keep a straight face. So much for objectivity – and sanity, for that matter.
Keep Your Foes Closer
Obama’s choice of Hillary as his Secretary of State is a brilliant tactical move to get her out of the way in 2012. If she runs against him, she looks like a back stabbing opportunist who only cares about herself and lives in her own fantasy world where people believe all the…..wouldn’t want people to think that would we?
Based on this, I guess Obama will next choose Sarah Palin as a cabinet member, just so he can keep an eye on her and keep her out of his way. Her impact in Georgia proves she has clout. Common sense dictates that liberals are terrified of her. In fact, Obama might offer the millions who voted against him a Cabinet post. Think of it: he can make up posts like Secretary of Weekends and Secretary of Flat Feet and so on and get all those people out of his way in 2012.
Now, please excuse me, I think Obama just chose me to become Secretary of Pizza, and I am hungry.
FamilySecurityMatters.org Contributing Editor Gabriel Garnica, Esq., is a college professor and licensed attorney whose regular commentary also appears on NewMediaJournal.us, Michnews and various Internet journals. Feedback: editorialdirector@familysecuritymatters.org.
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