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December 31, 2008
Caption Contest: Top Entries – December 31
Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin.
Original Caption: U.S. President-elect, seen here playing a round of golf in Hawaii, has invited US poet Elizabeth Alexander to recite a specially composed work at his inauguration next month, making her only the fourth writer to read their work as part of a US presidential swearing-in ceremony.
2nd Place: Obama asked his caddy, “How do I get out of this?
Caddy says, “Use extra club out of the rough”
Obama says, “I want to know how I can get my arms out of this you fool!!!” – Bruce Smarjesse
WINNER! - "I've only been golfing for 144 days, but I think I should be on the PGA." – Jeremy Schweigert
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Friday!
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