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May 13, 2009

Caption Contest: Top Entries – May 13

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Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin.
Original Caption: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama reacts as she greets students at the Lamb Public Charter School in Washington May 4, 2009.
3rd Place: Patty cake patty cake, Rahm’s the man,
Make me a crisis as fast as you can,
Demand more dough, mark it with a 'B',
And send it to Congress for B'rock and me. – Ellis Moore
2nd Place: "Ha, ha, ha, I knew the answer and these dummies didn't." – Jerry McConnell
Winner! – "Ohhhh goodie! And when that voucher program runs out, none of you – except MY kids – will be able to go to good schools!" – Elizabeth Dutchess
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!

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