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Health Care - March 2010 Vote


Do you think Congress will pass the current form of the Health Care bill this week?






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Senior Intelligence Officials: Attempted Terror Attack "Certain"

The five senior leaders of the U.S. intelligence community told a Senate panel they are "certain" that terrorists will attempt another attack on the United States in the next three to six months.
If true, why do you think the jihadists feel emboldened?






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May 13, 2009

Caption Contest: Top Entries – May 13

Caption Contest

Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin.
Original Caption: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama reacts as she greets students at the Lamb Public Charter School in Washington May 4, 2009.
3rd Place: Patty cake patty cake, Rahm’s the man,
Make me a crisis as fast as you can,
Demand more dough, mark it with a 'B',
And send it to Congress for B'rock and me. – Ellis Moore
2nd Place: "Ha, ha, ha, I knew the answer and these dummies didn't." – Jerry McConnell
Winner! – "Ohhhh goodie! And when that voucher program runs out, none of you – except MY kids – will be able to go to good schools!" – Elizabeth Dutchess
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!

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