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October 21, 2009

Caption Contest: Top Entries – October 21

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Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin:
Original Caption: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton holds up a cell phone during a speech in the Brady Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, DC, in May 2009. The aid package includes the ability to notify residences using text messages on the country's cell phone system.

3rd Place: "Who was that woman? Oh no, I grabbed Bill's phone! @%#%$^" – John Bastin
2nd Place: "That’s right, with this one little cell phone, I can personally ruin U.S. National Security!" – Anonymous 
Winner! – "Who gave Monica this number?" - Rhonda Lane
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!

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Good one! Wish I had thought of
that! I wonder who Obama hides
in the Monica Lewinski Broomcloset these days?

posted by: Charles Doughtie
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 at 11:58 PM