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Five Sept. 11 Suspects to Face Trial in New York

The Obama administration has announced it will try 9-11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other 9-11 Gitmo detainees in a civilian federal court in New York, allowing them the protections of the U.S. Constitution even though they are not U.S. citizens.

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Four Radical Chinese Muslims Transferred to Bermuda

Four Chinese Uighers (radical Chinese Muslims) were recently transferred to Bermuda. Do you think it's a good idea to release Gitmo detainees to idyllic vacation retreats?






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November 3, 2009

Caption Contest: Top Entries – November 3

Caption Contest

Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin:
Original Caption: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid speaks about health insurance reform on Capitol Hill in Washington October 26, 2009. Reid said on Monday the Senate's sweeping healthcare reform bill would include a government-run public insurance plan that lets states opt out of participation. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES POLITICS HEALTH IMAGES OF THE DAY)

3rd Place: "I pray like hell they don't catch me!" – Bob Himes
2nd Place: "Our Father, who are in Heaven . . . Give us this day, our public, er, consumer option…" – Rhonda Lane
WINNER! - "Bless me father, for I have sinned" I have repeatedly lied to the American public I was elected to represent. – Susan Escalante
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!

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"Maybe if I close my eyes and look pious, in a prayerful mode, they won't guess that Mother Communism really decides my agenda, and that I have no real will of my own against her wiles. After all, it was she who murdered that poor girl(Lady Liberty), in the shower of socialism.

I am an innocent innkeeper of the national house. I will just adopt a pious pose with my eyes closed, and I won't even swat that annoying fly which keeps biting my socialist hide.

Then they'll see that I wouldn't harm those annoying insects, which are my fellow Americans, in full revolt."

posted by : Thor H. Asgardson
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 at 01:41 PM

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