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November 19, 2009
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Hmmm, if I could only get one of these built around Rush Limbaugh.
Wish I were on the yellow brick road instead--could sure use that Wizard dude!
I am going to fire my PR guys!!
I can't go back to the U.S.They are hammering Holter ,Nancy and Harry are failing me . What resort did I send those terrorist to ?Mabe I'll see how they are doing .
Wow these space shuttle tiles look really cool up here.
I'm so ronery...
"WUW, how long do I have to wait for a vote?"
"WOW, how long do I have to wait for a vote"?
Where's the 250,000 throng they promised me? He's fired when I get back...
Hmmm,I wonder where they keep those tanks to get rid of dissenters.
I wonder if I use the line
about "mopping up the mess" over here, whether the Chinese will loan America some more money.
God forbid I should actually have to earn the mantle of Camelot, by enforcing JFK's Executive Order 11110, abolishing the Federal Reserve!
It's just so much easier to strike a pose as Saviour, than actually standing up to deliver for the American people. My corporate handlers in the CFR wouldn't like that, if I finished JFK's great work.
This Great Wall should be another magnificent photo op to rival the pyramids.
Now the problem is, how to turn base panhandling into Panda diplomacy.
That shouldn't be too hard for a Mahdi who is used to bowing and scraping.
"I REALLY MISS THE WILDLY CHEERING CROWDS"
Linden Swift
Plainfield, IN
I wonder if I can run for office here?
Soon I'll make sure you'll have enough of our money to build your wall around the U.S.
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