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November 19, 2009

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Hmmm, if I could only get one of these built around Rush Limbaugh.
posted by: Luke
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 05:59 AM
Wish I were on the yellow brick road instead--could sure use that Wizard dude!
posted by: Helen Bressler
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 08:23 AM
I am going to fire my PR guys!!
posted by: Bruce Smarjesse
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 09:50 AM
I can't go back to the U.S.They are hammering Holter ,Nancy and Harry are failing me . What resort did I send those terrorist to ?Mabe I'll see how they are doing .
posted by: Robbie
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Wow these space shuttle tiles look really cool up here.
posted by: Tom
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 12:41 AM
I'm so ronery...
posted by: Jean
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 01:38 PM
"WUW, how long do I have to wait for a vote?"
posted by: Bob Himes
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 04:46 PM
"WOW, how long do I have to wait for a vote"?
posted by: Bob Himes
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 04:49 PM
Where's the 250,000 throng they promised me? He's fired when I get back...
posted by: TOM SAUNDERS
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 05:00 PM
Hmmm,I wonder where they keep those tanks to get rid of dissenters.
posted by: Rod Phillips
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:40 PM
I wonder if I use the line
about "mopping up the mess" over here, whether the Chinese will loan America some more money.
God forbid I should actually have to earn the mantle of Camelot, by enforcing JFK's Executive Order 11110, abolishing the Federal Reserve!
It's just so much easier to strike a pose as Saviour, than actually standing up to deliver for the American people. My corporate handlers in the CFR wouldn't like that, if I finished JFK's great work.
This Great Wall should be another magnificent photo op to rival the pyramids.
Now the problem is, how to turn base panhandling into Panda diplomacy.
That shouldn't be too hard for a Mahdi who is used to bowing and scraping.
posted by: Thor H. Asgardson
Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 08:13 PM
"I REALLY MISS THE WILDLY CHEERING CROWDS"
Linden Swift
Plainfield, IN
posted by: Linden Swift
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 06:52 PM
I wonder if I can run for office here?
posted by: T.O.
Sunday, November 22, 2009 at 08:06 AM
Soon I'll make sure you'll have enough of our money to build your wall around the U.S.
posted by: Bill Spece
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 at 11:14 AM