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December 1, 2009
Caption Contest: Top Entries – December 2
Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin:
Original caption: President Obama, with daughters Malia, far right, Sasha, second from the right, extends his arm as he pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey, Courage, in a ceremony in the North Portico of the White House, in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009. With Obama are Elizabeth Pelletier, far left, Paul Hill, center left, and Walter Pelletier, from the National Turkey Federation. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Third Place: "...and with the power vested in me. I now appoint you head of the Food and Drug Administration." – Tom
Second Place: "See girls, I have raised the dead. Now come on back to the pool and watch me walk on water!" – Mike Klinger
Winner! – A guy walks into the White House with a Turkey. The Secret Service says "You can't bring a turkey in here." The turkey says..... – Bruce Smarjesse
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!
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I'm sorry I didn't submit a caption of my own. I would have submitted: Obama says to the turkey, I now bless you, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, Amen.
posted by: marineseabee
Wednesday, December 2, 2009 at 08:59 AM
