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December 24, 2009

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Is this covered under ObamaCare?
posted by: Gordon Finley
Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 02:14 PM
Little does the president know that truth serum has been substituted for the H1N1 vaccine. Waiting in the next room to interview him is Glenn Beck.
posted by: Jeanette
Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 02:54 PM
i told you she could convince him that this youth-theneisa shot for would make him younger!!
posted by: LAURA BROWN
Friday, December 25, 2009 at 11:32 PM
You heard me right. I want a tattoo of Karl Marx and I want it right here.
posted by: Philip
Saturday, December 26, 2009 at 06:19 PM
Are you sure botox in the pecs will make me look better shirtless than Putin?
posted by: Luke
Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 09:39 PM
In the left wing... of course.
posted by: D. Dean
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 09:02 AM
This shot is free. It just requires total submission to the government.
posted by: Jim
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 11:47 AM
I could be a hero if that stuff for euthanizing animals.
posted by: David Taylor
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 01:54 PM
I could be a hero if I had some of that stuff used for euthanizing animals.
posted by: David Taylor
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 01:56 PM
"I'd do anything for a photo-op."
posted by: Richard Gring
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 03:07 PM
"Good 'Photo Opt' since this is really my long overdue DTaP vaccine,which they don't offer in Kenya".
posted by: Bill J. Spence
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 11:13 PM
"Just hold your hand here Mr. President so all the hot air doesn't leak out."
posted by: Matt Welp
Wednesday, December 29, 2010 at 05:38 PM