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January 7, 2010

Caption Contest January 7 – January 12

Caption Contest

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above?
 
Original caption: A handout picture released by the official website of Iran's presidency office shows Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during a visit to Natanz uranium enrichment facilities in 2008. A White House spokesman said Monday that "the door is still open" for Iran to provide information about its nuclear program, before the international community takes the necessary "next steps."(AFP/HO/File)
 
The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please enter your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) in the comments section below by noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.
 
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Yes, the irradiated snowcones come in 21 flavors!

posted by: A Reish
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 08:26 AM

We have to have this ready for the 4th of July

posted by: Jim
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 08:53 AM

Mr. President, this is the cryonic chamber where we're storing the head of our benevolent leader, the Ayatollah Khomeini! Once we get nuclear power, we will be able to bring him back to help us fight the infidels!

posted by: Don Dillon
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 10:57 AM

If we can serve this at their state dinner they will all be under our control, not just president Obama.

posted by: Tom
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:01 AM

And then the visiting President asked,"Where is the trigger for this giant weapon against the infidels?".

posted by: LA Mike
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 12:04 AM

Hey guys, if you pull the left string, OBAMA will start stuttering I, I, I, I then kick his left leg, like all good puppets do.........

posted by: Debra j Frank
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 09:34 PM

"So, let me see if I got this right. You plug that tube into the kufar and this thing centrifuges all the infidel right out of their blood?"

posted by: Luke
Thursday, January 7, 2010 at 11:36 PM

Not to worry, Mr. President. An accidental arming will cause your pocket indicator to turn red.

posted by: D. Dean
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 09:40 AM

"Yes Mr. President, I can whip up virgin Shirley Temples. We have enough for 72 of them actually!'

posted by: Bruce Smarjesse
Friday, January 8, 2010 at 09:41 AM

Mr. President, your sanctions are for you to wear this symbol on your dunce cap.

posted by: Bill J. Spence
Monday, January 11, 2010 at 12:32 AM

"PEACEFUL PURPOSES CAN MEAN ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

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