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April 8, 2010

Caption Contest April 8 – 13

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above?
 
Original Caption: Unimpressed: A young girl (right) looks bored as Mr. Obama greets adoring fans at a big rally in Portland, Maine.

The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please submit your entries in the comments section belowby noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.

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"It may look like a Ronald Reagan mask and I'm trying hard to imitate his words, but hey, folks--it's just lil ol' Marxist me!"

posted by: Margie L.
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 09:24 AM


Please, I am not a holy relic!

posted by: Don Smith
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 09:25 AM


From the Mouth Of Babes: (Little girl) "What is wrong with all these people? Can't they see what a PHONY this clown is? GEEEEEZ! I'd rather be getting my teeth drilled!!")

posted by: Don Dillon
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 12:01 AM


Woman with outstretched hand: "If I could just TOUCH him, I'd be healed!!"

posted by: Don Dillon
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 12:03 AM


Obama: "Praise me, my minions, praise me, for I am O - o - o - bama, hey bama, bama, bama, ho, bama, hey bama, O - o - o - bama!" (Apologies to Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber and their rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar.)

posted by: Don Dillon
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 12:09 AM


All rise.........I bless you in the name of me!!

posted by: Dan
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 12:54 AM


From the little Lady: "Boooring!"

posted by: Jim D.
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 02:11 PM


(Little girl)Wow, how fitting. I didn't realize Obama actually wore clown shoes.

posted by: Dan
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 02:42 PM


Watch out. Your cameras will melt down in my presence.

posted by: Jim
Thursday, April 8, 2010 at 02:59 PM


And on the third day I rose from the tomb.

posted by: Roger McGaugh
Friday, April 9, 2010 at 06:56 PM


Unimpressed: A young girl (right) looks bored as Mr. Obama bears his underarm stains to adoring supporters. Some have even fainted at the sight.

posted by: Dead Man's Pants
Friday, April 9, 2010 at 09:09 PM


Life is weird! Just like aunt ann said, he is just like my younger sister; she lies, cheats, steals and gets crappy grades, but she still gets all the attention!

posted by: John Bastin
Sunday, April 11, 2010 at 09:08 PM



(Little Girl): I wanted someone important...

posted by: John Candy
Monday, April 12, 2010 at 09:10 AM


Obama is greeted by his by a few relatives at the annual Obama family reunion.

posted by: Roger McGaugh
Monday, April 12, 2010 at 02:18 PM


Obama is greeted by a few relatives at the annual Obama family reunion.

posted by: Roger McGaugh
Monday, April 12, 2010 at 02:19 PM


Mama, I think I'm going to puke..

posted by: Bill J. Spence
Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 10:21 AM


"In every thing else, Moms' not a pervert".

posted by: Harry Teasley
Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 10:24 PM