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by CAPTION CONTEST July 14, 2008
Last Friday, we featured the above photo and challenged our readers to come up with amusing captions for it. The photo's original caption was:
G8 faces: Masks of US President Gorge W. Bush and French President Nicolas Sarkozy are seen on the ground as a man walks past while anti-G8 activists from Oxfam prepare to perform a stunt during a demonstration in Sapporo on Hokkaido island. (AFP/Jewel Samad)FSM's resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin judged the entries and managed to narrow it down to the top three:
Third Place: "Pssst! Remind me to have the grass mowed before we come back out here." - Dave Johnson
Second Place: Bush: "I knew those protesters were angry, but they didn't have to bite our heads off!" - M. Lawlor
First Place: "Okay, I'm back to my grassroots; now what do I do?" - Evelyn Courtney
Thanks to all who participated, and be sure to check back this Friday for a new contest!
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