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HOME > PUBLICATIONS > Caption Contest April 29 – May 4

April 29, 2010

Caption Contest April 29 – May 4

Caption Contest

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above?
Original Caption: U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama wait for their food to arrive at 12 Bones Smokehouse restaurant in Asheville, North Carolina, April 23, 2010. The Obamas are taking a break in Asheville for the weekend. (REUTERS/Jason Reed)

The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please submit your entries in the comments section belowby noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.

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What!? You're out of Gumbo?

posted by: Coaxial Dial-up Binari
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 08:14 AM

"Um...shouldn't you be wearing pants?"

posted by: Ronnie Swafford
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 08:24 AM

That number should be "666"

posted by: Sath
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 09:20 AM

"I need a booster chair, not only for my bottom, but for my approval rating."

posted by: Margie B.
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 11:01 AM

The only good thing about the south,"they swo knows how to cook down here"!

posted by: Robbie
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 11:52 AM

"We gotta hurry, we have Airforce One double parked outside."

posted by: Roger McGaugh
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 12:30 AM

Hold the beans Barrak flatuates bad ones if he even looks at them!

posted by: Jim D.
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 03:00 PM

The old white man is paying!

posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 03:30 PM

Well, since you don't serve hallal, I guess I'll go with the fried chicken.

posted by: Dead Man's Pants
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 09:01 PM

What? Me, Barack Obama, doing an "under the table" deal? I, uh, uh, uh, I've always said, uh, uh, uh, where's the teleprompter.

posted by: Barbara Hennings
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 10:09 PM

Please, Sir, may I have some more taxpayer money?

posted by: JLW
Thursday, April 29, 2010 at 10:41 PM

"OH, no.... We sent the kids home to Kenya."

posted by: Donaldo
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 01:14 AM

For starters we'll have some islamization followed by a large serving of dhimmitude...........

posted by: Luke
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 02:21 AM

This is a restaurant? I thought we came here to play bingo?

posted by: marineseabee
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 04:59 AM

"Sure, go ahead and super size our fries. Heck, I super sized our national debt".

posted by: Dan
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 09:52 AM

Michelle: I'll have the super duper rib plate with cole slaw, black eyed peas and cornbread; apple pie a la mode for dessert; and a chocolate milkshake. He'll have macaroni and cheese from the children's menu and a glass of milk.
Barry: Yes, dear.

posted by: Jean
Friday, April 30, 2010 at 11:56 AM

As you can see we are very happy because we ordered from a detailed calorie count menu, and have been seated at Andy Griffith's favorite table, instead of the one John Edwards usually sits at.

posted by: Bill J. Spence
Monday, May 3, 2010 at 11:52 PM