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July 22, 2010

Caption Contest – July 22 - 27

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above?
 
Original Caption: Vice President Joe Biden and former Vice President Al Gore, right, wave to the crowd after Gore introduced Biden at the annual Tennessee Democratic Party Jackson Day on Friday, July 16, 2010 in Nashville, Tenn. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)
 
The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please enter your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) in the comments section below by noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.
 
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So Al, let's ditch this little gathering and go for a massage. What do you say?
Oh...right.

posted by: June
Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 09:25 AM


Biden: "Raise your hands if you think this guy is making me look like an intelligent Vice President?"

posted by: Joe B.
Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 02:12 PM


"Hey Hey Hey! the planet's not as hot as what's under the towel when this guys gettin' a massage.....Huh!"

posted by: Dan
Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 02:23 PM


But, Joe, I was a VICE president. What do you think "vice" meant?

posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 09:37 PM


But Joe, Bill got away with it...

posted by: NLowery
Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 09:39 PM


WAIT!!! Don't move fast, my finger is STUCK!!!

posted by: Tim
Friday, July 23, 2010 at 11:34 AM


They call me "Vice President Biteme" and your the one that does all the biting!!!!

posted by: Jay C
Friday, July 23, 2010 at 12:33 AM


Ladies is this the sorry piece of carbon that molested you?

posted by: Ann Moore
Friday, July 23, 2010 at 12:38 AM


Bite me Al!

posted by: Morgan
Friday, July 23, 2010 at 12:40 AM


Biden: "This isn't the new deal, this is the 'big f--ing deal'! Algore's trying to screw massage therapists, and I'm screwing taxpayers!"

posted by: BadIdeaGuy
Friday, July 23, 2010 at 03:35 PM


"What say ye? Should I smack him one right in the face?"

posted by: coaxial dial-up binari
Saturday, July 24, 2010 at 04:08 AM


Biden singing: "He's not heavy, he's my perverted former vice-president."

posted by: Donna
Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 09:10 PM