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July 29, 2010
Caption Contest – July 29 – Aug 3
Original Caption:Representative Charles Rangel (D-NY) speaks on a mobile phone outside his Capitol Hill office in Washington, shortly after a congressional investigative panel accused Rangel of undisclosed ethics violations on July 22, 2010. (Credit: Reuters/Hyungwon Kang)
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"Hello? You think I did WHAT?? Uh...sorry...you must have the wrong number. Obama's number is...."
posted by: Margie B.
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 09:48 AM
"When did they pass a law, sayin' politicians have to be honest?"
posted by: Donald Manuel
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Hello, Get Out of Town Airline? When is your next flight to no where? Book me on it!
posted by: Bill Wilderman
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:30 AM
No, I don't want a referral to James Traficant's lawyer!
posted by: NLowery
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 01:42 PM
You better check out Obama.It's all his fault.I didn't do anything wrong.Don't forget I'm a dumbocrat.
posted by: Jim
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 03:50 PM
Hello? Nancy? I thought you were my friend? What about all I have done for you?
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:12 PM
WHAT? Sorry Charlie? DO I LOOK LIKE A GOD-D@MN TUNA?
posted by: Morgan
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Hey! Barak? I gots a job four yo Blacks Panthers bros.... Yeah! That old craka ho Nancy!
posted by: Sean
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:24 PM
I told you they'll never find out about us. Just stay inside until I get there!
posted by: Dennis Johann
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:26 PM
How many times must I tell you? It's Bush's fault....
posted by: George
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:34 PM
I'm tellin' you, those slant-eyed dog eaters brain washed me!!!
posted by: Chang
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:37 PM
Yeah. I think I may be home early. No, I don't think I have to go to work tomorrow. I'll be sleeping WAY late.
posted by: Doug
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:38 PM
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? D@mn the New York Time hung up on me!
posted by: Lisa
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 05:41 PM
Is this Clemenza or Tessio?
posted by: Dead man's pants
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Hello, Paulie...
Tell Tony and Sylvio that my next envelope is gonna be a little light.
posted by: Dead Man's Pants
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:12 PM
911? Is this 911? Send a cop! Nancy Pelosi is trying to steal my seat.
posted by: JRockford
Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 11:53 PM
uugh, can you please shine up my War Medals, i need them for a Photo opp. today.
posted by: Robert Eichmuller
Friday, July 30, 2010 at 02:57 AM
"Hello...say O.J., Charlie here. Ya got any ideas?"
posted by: Dan
Friday, July 30, 2010 at 03:15 PM
Seriously, I had no idea that spending millions of tax dollars at OTB was unethical. Where is that written down?
posted by: Mike
Friday, July 30, 2010 at 10:07 PM
I think the game is up! I'm in a white tunnel, there are lights all the way down it and I think I can hear Mama calling out ot me....
posted by: coaxial dial-up binari
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 02:30 AM
"Hello, Blago? Who do I contact to be a contestant on 'The Apprentice'?"
posted by: D. Dean
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 07:41 AM
Just send the money to the Rangel Foundation of tax evasion...
posted by: lilypad
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 10:15 AM
"What's that O.J.? 'If the charges fit, I'm in deep sh*t'. Very funny! Now listen here....Say what!! Obama's gonna do Springer?
posted by: Dan
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 10:21 AM
No, I’m not kidding you. The gig is up! I knew I shouldn’t have pushed my luck but I needed just a little more doe to truly retire. No, Maxine is just doing so we can play the race card one last time. If you can do anything, push the net neutrality issue through fast as possible and whitewash the entire NET! It’s our government’s last change before all the real truth comes out and I don’t plan on being here when that happens. The American people have woken up. Later Bro!
posted by: John Bastin
Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:28 AM
Of all times to get the hole plugged?
posted by: jay
Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:40 PM
What the he!! do you mean Rush was right?
posted by: Bill
Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:49 PM
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posted by: nakedn
Wednesday, March 9, 2011 at 06:54 AM
