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August 17, 2010

Caption Contest – August 12 - 17

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Can you come up with the funniest caption?
 
Original Caption: Michelle Obama, America's First Lady, and her youngest daughter Sasha arrive on Spain's Costa del Sol for a short summer break to mark her 49th birthday. They are staying for four days in the luxurious five-star Hotel Villa Padierna, rated as one of the world's top 30 hotels, where they have reserved 60 rooms to cater for family and friends that will also be joining them. President Barack Obama is not expected to join them, while eldest daughter Malia, 12, is at a summer camp in the US. Michelle Obama and her daughter are also expected to visit Spain's King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia at their summer palace on the island of Majorca, and are being protected by 250 Spanish personnel and About 70 U.S. Secret Service agents with some of them dressed undercover as tourists.
 
 
 
The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please enter your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) in the comments section below by noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.
 
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Thank you American's for paying for ANOTHER vacation for me to take outside the US. Love you all! Kisses!

posted by: Jill M.
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 07:43 AM


"My visit here will certainly put the "pain" in Spain"

posted by: Arnie
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 08:12 AM


"Excuse me, do you have any "My nation's First Lady went to Spain and all I got was a bill for $375,000 and this stupid t-shirt"?"

posted by: Rod Medina
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 09:33 AM


First Lady, Michelle Obama (ignoring tips from the ghost of Jackie Kennedy) takes time out of her busy schedule to instruct the people of Spain how wives of presidents should dress.

posted by: dick
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 09:36 AM


I am finally proud of America.All the fringe benefits are great.

posted by: Jim
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 09:52 AM


Ain'T you glad I brung you on dis trip wit me. Enjoy

posted by: wrg
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 09:54 AM


It is REAl simple....The more skin I bare - the more people will ignore how much this trip is costing the taxpayers. Thos stupid people.

posted by: pco
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 11:38 AM


Please .. Please .. hold your applause .. I am no more important than any other royalty. Imelda Marcos eat your heart out!

posted by: TheMunz
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 12:31 AM


A bull elephant's dream.

posted by: Travis
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 12:58 AM


"I'm glad the media is following us. That way the American taxpayers can see how much money I'm saving them by buying my wardrobe at the swap
meet".

posted by: Dan
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 01:12 PM


"Let them eat Gulf shrimp!"

posted by: Tanya Simon
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 02:26 PM


Ghetto-licious!

posted by: Cathy Hinklin
Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 10:45 PM


Barrack turned 49 and I thought I'd give myself his birthday gift at taxpayer exspense.

posted by: Jarrow
Friday, August 13, 2010 at 08:05 AM


Hey, I've got to get some sun before Barry's plan is complete and I'm wearing a burkha, just like all Islamerican women will have to.

posted by: Luke
Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 07:56 AM


Top 50 Ways To Get Even With White Folks Who Wronged You. Number 9: spend all their childrens inheritance on my childrens.....

posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Monday, August 16, 2010 at 02:36 AM


Spreading the wealth..isn't that what it is all about?

posted by: cathy
Monday, August 16, 2010 at 08:24 AM


"Thank you, thank you for your kind welcome and I appreciate your posters stating "Welcome to Spain..Queen Michelle". All the people accompaning me and I plan to spend extravently, courtesy of King Obama to Stimulate your Economy.
Sasha and I are especially looking forward to meeting with and curtseying to King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia".

posted by: kicking mule Spence
Monday, August 16, 2010 at 10:30 PM


Michele threw up in her mouth a little bit as she walked through the god awful local tee's.

posted by: Melody
Thursday, August 19, 2010 at 09:24 PM