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September 2, 2010
Caption Contest – September 2 – 7, 2010
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Another thing Bush can be blamed for - looking far better on a bike than Obama.
posted by: D. Dean
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 07:04 AM
Somewhere, back at the White House, young Sasha Obama searches frantically for her bike and helmet.
posted by: JRockford
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 08:17 AM
"I'll get you my pretties, and add taxes too" *insert Wicked Witch of the West broom flying music*
posted by: Jill Moyer
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 08:45 AM
President Obama finds his way to victory on a bicycle
posted by: Sridevi
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 09:07 AM
I hope I can get up enough speed to get into outer space.
posted by: Jim
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:04 AM
This president needs training wheels
posted by: DennisCHP
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Michelle said I look more inclusive & tolerant on the female-model bike.
posted by: M Johnston
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Anybody see which way Nancy went? She stole my limo!! Ya can't miss her. Harry is drivin', it has a few dents, and the license plate reads...BUSHBASHER!
posted by: Larry Christesson
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Ride, Forrest, Ride!
posted by: Kathy J
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:53 AM
No Mr President, the high rise pants and helmet won't make you look like a dork. Now look like you are having fun and smile for the camera.
posted by: Anne
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:54 AM
"I've got a bike you can ride it if you like." -- Pink Floyd
posted by: allen rudd
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Taking America back to the stone age, one pedal at a time.
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Test drive the NEW 2011 Obamaha today!
posted by: WhatABurgerOne
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:12 AM
I wonder if I can get another bike with a WIDE seat for Michelle.....
posted by: Jack O'Neill
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:18 AM
pedaling through the woods killing 1 tree at at a time
posted by: TheBigBlueSnail
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:20 AM
A preview of the latest style for the 2011 metrosexual.
posted by: Joe
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:48 AM
"Off to the peace summit - catch you guys later!"
posted by: RFinley
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:59 AM
"Wait up guys!! This bike only turns left, and I'm not getting anywhere".
posted by: Dan
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 01:27 PM
Erkel rides again!
posted by: Chuckster10
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Unsafe at any speed....Ralph Nader
posted by: Arnie
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 03:37 PM
"Hi, folks. This is President Barack Obama. Let me introduce you to General Motors' newest environment-friendly vehicle, the Argon Elite, as I test-drive it on Martha's Vineyard. This is a vehicle every American ought to own. Comes complete with a 5-year warranty, generous tax rebate, and tax credit for mandatory insurance. Helmet not included."
posted by: Edward Cline
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 04:04 PM
Here He Comes To Save The Day!
posted by: Joyce
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 05:12 PM
President Obama performs a spot-on impersonation of Chuckles the Chimpanzee of Ringling Bros., Barnum & Bailey circus fame while vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.
posted by: Dead Man's Pants
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 07:42 PM
Look Ma, no training wheels!
posted by: Alyssa A. Lappen
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 08:22 PM
At last, I finally got a left handed bike!
posted by: Slobo
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 08:27 PM
Mommy took my training off just yesterday!!
posted by: Jim D`
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 08:38 PM
This helmut keeps me from having a fat head!
posted by: Slobo
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Stupid is as stupid does!!
posted by: Nancy
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 11:08 PM
you don't have to worry about an EMP(electro-magnetic pulse)bomb being detonated over the U.S., you can still get around on a bicycle when all the electric grids cease to function and your cars no longer work!
posted by: liz
Friday, September 3, 2010 at 04:22 AM
My father told me my bicycle training in Kenya would be of value to me one day....
posted by: Henry
Friday, September 3, 2010 at 09:18 PM
Only a fool would ride a bike! Oh! wait!
posted by: Jay C
Friday, September 3, 2010 at 09:21 PM
Martha's Vineyard police are looking for a perpetrator accompanied by a number of men in suits with bulky jackets, sunglasses, and earpieces who stole a woman's "mom jeans" and bicycle earlier this week. He was described as looking like PeeWee Herman with a darker complexion and large ears.
posted by: BadIdeaGuy
Sunday, September 5, 2010 at 10:09 AM
The President purposely pedals slowly, as the engineers at NASA warned him that at 19 mph his ears would get enough lift to fly.
posted by: BadIdeaGuy
Sunday, September 5, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Laugh now America; when Lisa Jackson gets done with the new EPA standards, you will all be riding one of these very soon! Just like the healthcare bill; whether you like it or not!
posted by: John Bastin
Sunday, September 5, 2010 at 09:09 PM
Mao would be so proud.
posted by: Jack O'Neill
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 at 11:35 AM
