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September 16, 2010
Caption Contest – September 16 - 21
Original Caption: AP – First lady Michelle Obama speaks at the National Restaurant Association's fall board meeting, on Capitol
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I'm lookin' forward to year five when we're outta here."
posted by: D. Dean
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 06:14 AM
..."like the poor Pelicans in the Gulf, I used Dawn detergent to remove the BP oil from my hands"
posted by: Arnie
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 07:35 AM
Don you take ma picture, I aint got on my $650 dollar flats yet...
posted by: Mid
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 10:26 AM
"Don't get me wrong here. I'm not saying I'm proud to be an American, but these trips wouldn't be happening without your American tax money!"
posted by: Margie B.
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 10:56 AM
STOP! in the NAME of LOVE! Before you break my heart!
Think it oh-woe-verr...
posted by: katatinka
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Talk to the hand!
posted by: Joe
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Talk to the hand cause Barack and I ain't listening to you Americans!
posted by: Steven Terrell, Sr.
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 12:47 AM
Remember, send all the ice cream that we don't wnat you to serve to your customers to the white house!!
posted by: Jim D
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 02:13 PM
"Between you and me Carla, the job of being the First Lady is he!! ! I can't stand it!......but don't quote me on that!"
posted by: Joe Bob
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 02:18 PM
"My skinny hands? Just another reason they call me the Grinch".
posted by: Dan
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 03:23 PM
First Lady Michelle Obama provides evidence that she can count past four to a fawning and feinting media.
posted by: Dead Man's Pants
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 09:57 PM
"I don't want no fat kids in here while I speak. It just makes me sick to see them that way."
posted by: Bruce
Thursday, September 16, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Look here ya'll, No bodies told me I's had to work while I be here.....
posted by: jay
Friday, September 17, 2010 at 01:04 AM
Work? What's that???
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Friday, September 17, 2010 at 01:07 AM
Hold on there just a minute, Who you callin' a proud American?
posted by: Jay C
Friday, September 17, 2010 at 01:11 AM
"Duh!"
posted by: Dan
Friday, September 17, 2010 at 02:51 AM
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
posted by: sally sales
Saturday, September 18, 2010 at 09:19 AM
Don't blame me..I voted for Bush!!!
posted by: johnny
Saturday, September 18, 2010 at 09:20 AM
!!!STOP!!!!! This is the first lady to'kin. Can't you see????
bb
posted by: aurora
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 01:45 AM
NO..I am NOT a man!!!
posted by: catfish
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Hold on a second now. I'm just married to the man. We are NOT related.
posted by: Illinois Voter
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 09:21 AM
Carla said what? Oh no she didn't!
posted by: Anne
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Who you callin' a Wookie?
posted by: Sydney
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 07:32 PM
No, I wasn't in that movie with Charlton Heston!
posted by: LeRoy
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 07:34 PM
No, no. I don't like his white half either.
posted by: LaQuisha
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 07:36 PM
Obama you better not be gettin out of your cage again!
posted by: BigBlueSnail
Monday, September 20, 2010 at 07:39 PM
"I'm Exhausted Of Defending him too!!!"
posted by: Disappointed Obama supporter
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:12 AM
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!! My twatter was hacked....
posted by: Morgan
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:14 AM
He told me he wanted not 4 wives but 5...
posted by: Achmed
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
posted by: Jack O'Neil
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 12:10 AM
My fingerprints aren't on any of this mess. I'm just here for the vacations.
posted by: THStanfield
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 12:16 AM
