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Caption Contest: Top Entries

by CAPTION CONTEST July 30, 2008
Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin:
Original photo caption: Democratic presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and Indiana Senator Evan Bayh (R) react at her election night event at the Murat Centre in May 2008. Republican presidential hopeful John McCain and his Democratic rival Barack Obama are in the final stretch of the process of selecting their running mates -- even if they won't openly say so. (AFP/File/Robyn Beck)
Third Place:  "I am THAT close to the nomination" - Joe R.

Second Place:  "I remember this one time at the White House, we had to widen a doorway 'this much' so that we could get Al's ego through it.  Boy, those were the good 'ol days." - Donna M., New Jersey

First Place:  "If my nose grew every time I told a lie, it would be this long by now." - Gabriel Garnica
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!
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Each week, FSM will post a new image, and invite readers to send in their wittiest caption suggestion. The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please send your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) to FSMCaption@gmail.com. The top entries will be posted each week.

 

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