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October 21, 2010
Caption Contest – October 21 – 26, 2010
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I AM GAY!!!!
posted by: Unknown
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 04:19 AM
..."I feel a bad moon risin'!"...gotta love CCR!
posted by: Arnie
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 07:39 AM
I WANT IT ALL! NOW!!!
posted by: Chuck
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 10:57 AM
The Light...Brings out the Darkness...of Man!
posted by: Dponnie Ayers
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 11:48 AM
I wonder if I can catch that fly with my tongue...
posted by: securitymom
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 11:53 AM
YESSS!!! Michelle is FINALLY letting me into the bedroom tonight!!! WHOOHOO!!!
posted by: Kristine
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 12:39 AM
Now all together:
"I want candy!!"
posted by: Katie Norcross
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 12:54 AM
"So I'm having this nightmare, okay?
I'm in this cage and I'm shakin' the bars....and the only one holding the key is Biden, and he doesn't understand how to insert the key!"
posted by: Margie B.
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 01:06 PM
Im the captain of this spaceship now-- bahhaaa!
posted by: Julie kasnik
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 02:47 PM
Birth certificate?? Here it is !!! bahhaa
posted by: julie kasnik
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 03:00 PM
I see ASTROTURF Tea Party Signs Everywhere!
posted by: TheMunz
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 03:23 PM
What happened to my teleprompter?! Turn it back on!!
posted by: Don F.
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 03:41 PM
Give me 4 more years and you will see change you can be...
uh...uh... Will someone turn off that light!! I can't see the teleprompter.
posted by: Ken j
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 07:03 PM
I'm fired up!
And I want to shed some light on this unemployement problem you people keep whining about.
posted by: kenj2
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 07:10 PM
Everyone together NOW...I LOVE BARAK...I LOVE BARAK!!!
posted by: gremlin
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 10:30 PM
BOW DOWN!! WHY WON'T THEY BOW DOWN?! MI-CHELLLE--MAKE THEM BOW DOWN..RIGHT NOW!!
posted by: T. PARTEE
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Before the exorcism, His eyes rolled back in his head..his body shaking violently as he realized Obamacare had passed..
posted by: james
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh.......need a cigarette NOW!
posted by: SuzyQ
Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM
The Presidents personal aide has been fired after ignoring strict instructions she was given at the start of his presidency to ".... NEVER under any circumstances schedule an outdoor appearance on the night of a full moon". Parents of little children are suing the aide for emotional and psychological turmoil caused by the President.
posted by: coaxial dial-up binari
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 03:41 AM
My name is Legions.for there are many within me..cast me into the swine! (as his head spins round..and round)
posted by: sandra leigh
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 08:50 AM
Is that bacon I smell?
posted by: Mark Taylor
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 09:24 AM
Hi, I'm a zombie and I will eat your brains. Oh, never mind. I already did.
posted by: Col. Sheppard
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 09:31 AM
I'll get you my pretty and Juan Williams, too!
posted by: Nettie Lowery
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 09:34 AM
Juan Williams, former NPR news analyst, was fired by NPR for saying "When I get on a plane...if I see people...in Muslim garb and I think...they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous."
He better fear me too!
posted by: Juan W.
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 09:46 AM
I HATE AMERICA! GOT IT?
posted by: jay
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 09:48 AM
Change's you had better! BELIEVE IN...
posted by: Jay C
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 10:20 AM
WOW! Look at that white woman!!!
posted by: Morgan
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. VOTE Democrat!
posted by: Ann Moore
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 10:25 AM
“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things, but for good people to do evil things, it takes religion.â€
posted by: Achmed for Obama
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 10:27 AM
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.â€
posted by: Mae West
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 10:29 AM
“Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a partyâ€
posted by: Oscar W.
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 10:32 AM
"I am so happy that it is not me, who is up for re election this November"
posted by: Terry Brouse
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 11:58 AM
I am INSANE!!!!!!!
posted by: Jack O'Neil
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 03:39 PM
"But for me, we'd be in a worldwide depression", I don't know what the hell Harry Reid's talking about...
posted by: Jack O'Neil
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 03:42 PM
"In order to insure the security and continuing stability,...the Republic will be re-organized into the 1st global empire,...for a safe and secure society".
posted by: Dan
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 03:43 PM
I was eating a hamburger this big when an angel said "Amen" leaving me stuck in this pose.
posted by: Fat Al's Tuna
Friday, October 22, 2010 at 08:50 PM
WHERE IS MY PROZAC??? I WANT MY PROZAC NOW!!!
posted by: leroy snow
Saturday, October 23, 2010 at 10:28 PM
It all happened when his speech on how great he is was interrupted as someone whispered in his ear that the GOP had just taken back both the house and senate.
posted by: gmn
Sunday, October 24, 2010 at 11:44 AM
I'd put my flag lapel pin on for a Camel
posted by: Nettie Lowery
Monday, October 25, 2010 at 02:26 PM
" C'mon folks!.....Vote Democrat and give us two more years and everyone will have a job!.....Workin' for the government!"
posted by: Sonny
Monday, October 25, 2010 at 02:28 PM
WHOOP-EEE for my political twin, the first black governor elected and WHOO-EEE, already has government health-care working. WHOOP-EEE, WHOOP-EEEeeeeeee...
posted by: kicking mule Spence
Monday, October 25, 2010 at 06:33 PM
Republicans, get in the back seat - NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by: NLowery
Tuesday, October 26, 2010 at 09:58 AM
Someone cut that bush down in front of my window. How DARE someone let a bush get that close to me!
posted by: Jack O'Neil
Tuesday, October 26, 2010 at 10:02 AM
