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December 23, 2010

Caption Contest – December 23 - 28

Caption Contest

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo below?
 
 
Original Caption: Santa Claus Larry Durian is screened by TSA agents before entering a secure area of the Akron Canton Airport Wednesday, Dec. 8, 2010 in Green, Ohio. Santa planned to spend seven hours at the airport greeting passengers for their customer appreciation day.… Read more »
(AP Photo/The Repository, Scott Heckel) MANDATORY CREDIT
 
The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please enter your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) in the comments section below by noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.
 
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"Well, that was a real ho-ho-ho moment, wasn't it?

posted by: June
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 07:51 AM

Oh please do, lady. Mrs. Claus hasn't touched me in years.

posted by: D. Dean
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 07:52 AM

"I just want to get into Congress to ask them how they can give away more than I can every year??"

posted by: Arnie
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 08:24 AM

"Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see us" asks one of the TSA workers.

posted by: Jill M.
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 08:27 AM

Really officer, I was just trying to be politically correct when I said Workin' Girl, Workin' Girl, Workin' Girl, Merry Christmas!!

posted by: Larry Christesson
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 09:29 AM

Don't jiggle my bells

posted by: judy mahaffey
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 09:40 AM

"Okay, off with the beard and hat, funny guy! We know it's Harry Reid under there!"

posted by: Margie B.
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 10:53 AM

(TSA guy to TSA gal)

Remember... the kids are watching. Go easy.

posted by: Jose
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 11:17 AM

Well yes maam, usually I fly by sleigh but I am giving the reindeer a rest until the big flight.

posted by: Anne
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Don't "ho ho ho" me, you dirty old man!

posted by: Charles Doughtie
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 11:27 AM

Santa to TSA;

"Now that you are finished guys...I'm kinda curious....How is my colon?"

posted by: Sonny
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 11:55 AM

Santa Claus imposter is caught on camera trying to bribe TSA agents with tickets to a Don't Ask Don't Tell Ball in SF.

posted by: gmn
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 01:09 PM

I know what I'd like to give these folks for Christmas.

posted by: Barbara
Thursday, December 23, 2010 at 02:21 PM

I now know why you are on my naughty list.

posted by: Katie Norcross
Friday, December 24, 2010 at 00:48 AM

Were making a list, and were checking it twice, going to find out if your knotty or nice.

posted by: Patricia
Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 03:50 AM

"Ho Ho Ho, merry kiss my A$$".

posted by: Dan
Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 12:52 AM

BREAKING NEWS!!! Santa Claus imposter is caught on camera trying to influence TSA agents with tickets to a New Years Ball in SF.



posted by: ken johnson
Sunday, December 26, 2010 at 01:46 PM

You're working your way up to a block of coal in your stocking!

posted by: JMD
Sunday, December 26, 2010 at 10:10 PM

Don't touch me. I'm Obama's Muslim Czar, sent to make sure you don't profile our people.

posted by: Kicking Mule Spence
Monday, December 27, 2010 at 11:39 PM