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January 27, 2011
Caption Contest – January 27 – February 1, 2011
Original Caption: Vice President Joe Biden talks with House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2011, prior to the start of President Barack Obama's State of the Union address
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Joe: Hey, John, have you heard the one about the little Kenyan who thought he would be king?
posted by: NLowery
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 08:02 AM
Biden cheerfully slaps a note on John's back that reads, "I am a RINO"
posted by: jill m.
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 08:19 AM
Don't cry. It'll be over soon.
posted by: CJ
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 08:29 AM
While Obama was giving his address I just saved 20% on my car insurance!!!
posted by: Arnie
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 09:07 AM
lfronosubject
posted by: Awakened Patriot
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 09:11 AM
"Can you believe it? Barry just cut cheese in the middle of his State of the Union speech?"
posted by: Awakened Patriot
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 09:13 AM
Joe: "John, did Obama just call us a couple of bumbling idiots that made it to the top?"
John: "No Joe, Obama just called you a bumbling idiot that made it to the top."
posted by: "The Watchman"
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 09:55 AM
Hey John, Barney said he thinks you are cute and loves your pink tie!
posted by: Joe Snow
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Don't worry John, I got your back....
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Hey John! What is wrong with you? He is just on for about 2 hours. You are next.
posted by: Jose
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Now it's your turn to screw them. I've got your back.
posted by: Joe
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 11:56 AM
See how it's done little buddy?
posted by: Andrew
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 12:47 AM
Yes John, there is a Santa Claus
posted by: julie
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 02:37 PM
You do realize the "Nancy in the Box seat" you now occupy is spring loaded and remotely controlled by Obama, don't you Cracker John?
posted by: Larry Christesson
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Sure glad you're in that chair, John. I'm worn out from all that jumping up and down with Nancy.
posted by: June
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Biden to Boehner:
"I'll CUS, you CRY, and the puppet will CHOKE from the teleprompter - 'I put up Reagan's 1964 speech' O will never know the difference!"
posted by: Linda Brickman
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 04:34 PM
‎'The last Speaker used to let me put my hand on her leg during these speeches...Whatda' ya say, John?'
posted by: Ed Sweeney
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 05:28 PM
Now remember John, ever time he says the word "change" the spring in your chair goes off.
posted by: required
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 06:30 PM
Vice President Joseph Biden attempts to console incoming House Speaker John Boehner with the folowing advice: "Listen Johnny, I know that they bust your chops over your outbursts of emotion, but how would you like to be me? They say that I am the most stupid man to hold public office."
Fuggedaboudit!
posted by: Louie and the Monkey
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Vice President Joe Biden to Speaker John Boehner,"don't look now John but your fly is open, be careful how you stand up.
posted by: gmn
Friday, January 28, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Don't cry John. What he is going to talk about is no big effing deal. Get over it. Twenty 12 is coming.
posted by: Jose
Friday, January 28, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Lord, give me patience and tolerance.
posted by: Leta
Friday, January 28, 2011 at 07:53 PM
"Don't worry John my wife made me wear a pink tie once too and no one thinks I'm an idiot"
posted by: Marc Smith
Saturday, January 29, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Did you disinfect the chair beore you sat down?
posted by: JMD
Sunday, January 30, 2011 at 09:57 PM
A deal, Joe. You hold the tears, and I'll get him to go easy on the vetoes.
posted by: Kicking Mule Spence
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 at 09:22 AM
A deal, John. Hold the tears and I'll get him to go easy on the vetoes.
posted by: Kicking Mule Spence
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 at 09:27 AM
Like that pink tie John. How 'bout you and I getting together for a drink one night this week 'wink,wink'.
posted by: John Gress
Friday, February 4, 2011 at 11:31 AM
