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February 24, 2011

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I wonder if this umbrella will protect me from nuclear fallout....
posted by: NLowery
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 08:09 AM
If my hair gets wet, it will kink up.
posted by: John
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 09:08 AM
"I should have gotten my life insurance under the Travelers Umbrella...not Sandy Dunes of Libya"
posted by: Arnie
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 10:06 AM
The sun's so bright and I'm so duh!
posted by: Anjobar
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 12:35 AM
Don't reign on my parade.
posted by: mary ann joyce-walter
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 12:40 AM
help?
posted by: Linda K
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 12:56 AM
Mr. Gaddafi....Can you say..."Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"!
posted by: Brent Beleskey
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 01:10 PM
"Hmm...seems to me Barry in America had a little problem once with an umbrella, too. Maybe we're related."
posted by: Margie B.
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 01:19 PM
Mr. Gaddafi....Can you say..."Uncle"!
posted by: Brent Beleskey
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 01:33 PM
What are you laughing at? If the King of Pop can do it, so can the King of Libya.
posted by: June
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 03:50 PM
What? You say Mary Poppins wants this back?
posted by: JimD
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 04:06 PM
I'm singing in the rain... Oh singing in the rain... What a glorious day...
posted by: Jerry R
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 06:53 PM
hear the forecast?...blustery, hot air, possibly followed by a little reignfall...
posted by: artk
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 08:22 PM
Michael Jackson fan in Libia
posted by: gmn
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 09:14 PM
"Somebody get me a napkin! that Hershey bar was melting".
posted by: Dan
Thursday, February 24, 2011 at 09:43 PM
Mr. Gaddafi....Can you say..."A-Bee, A-Bee, A-Bee...That's All Folks!"?
posted by: Brent Beleskey
Friday, February 25, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Mr. Gaddafi....Can you say..."From the Halls of Montezuma,To the shores of Tripoli...!"?
posted by: Brent Beleskey
Friday, February 25, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Cleverly disguised as Michael, Colonel G eludes his political foes as he watches the masses being stricken down in their strife for freedom.
posted by: noname
Friday, February 25, 2011 at 12:06 AM
This is my "Made in China" umbrella and it will protect me ... people.
posted by: Jose
Friday, February 25, 2011 at 12:28 AM
As he watches in disguise, he can't help but wonder, why did I stay a Colonel all these years? I could have appointed myself 10-star General, or King of Kings.
posted by: gmn
Friday, February 25, 2011 at 02:04 PM
MARY POPPINS..HE AIN'T
posted by: MARY
Friday, February 25, 2011 at 09:23 PM
wonder if this umbrella will all this keep the crap from falling on me?
posted by: lynne
Saturday, February 26, 2011 at 08:34 AM
Reporter: Why are you carrying that umbrella around..you know it isn' going to rain..we are in the desert?
Gaddafi: it keeps me out of the sun!
Reporter: "YeahÂ, but By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don't even have a car to go with it?
Gaddafi: "yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window!"
posted by: not funny
Saturday, February 26, 2011 at 08:43 AM
Mr. Gaddafi....Can you say... "Wazzz...Uppp...!"?
posted by: Brent Beleskey
Monday, February 28, 2011 at 03:34 PM
Umbrellas for sale, umbrellas for sale!
posted by: Jack O'Neil
Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 09:20 AM
I've run this country for 42 years and all I got was this stinking umbella.
posted by: Jack O'Neil
Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 09:21 AM
Mr. Gaddafi, don't you think that umbrella looks a little ridiculous for someone professing to defend his country as a brave martyr?
posted by: Kicking Mule Spence
Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 12:39 AM
Sorry, no interviews now..I'm alrewady late for lunch with Michael Jackson
posted by: LB
Saturday, March 26, 2011 at 07:17 PM