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March 24, 2011
Caption Contest - March 24 - 29, 2011
Original Caption: Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi and Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez greet supporters in Porlamar, Margarita Island, Venezuela. Credit Photo: Juan Barreto.
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The "Milli Vanilli Reunion Tour 2011" kicks off in Venezuela!
posted by: NLowery
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 08:14 AM
"You got to have friends!"
posted by: Katie Norcross
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 01:23 PM
"I can see it now, Muammar. With your looks and my brains, we'll rule the world."
posted by: June
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 01:24 PM
The real life Dumb and Dumber.
posted by: Dean
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 01:34 PM
See? my Botox are better than yours...you look like a punching bag.
posted by: Peter
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Barry! Put that joint down and get over here for the group photograph!
posted by: Janice
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 01:58 PM
Finally, the respect we deserve, a Saturday Night Live skit.
posted by: william spires
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:12 PM
(singing Queen's song) "We Are The Champions...We Are The Champions...of...um...govern-ment enslavement...we are the champions...no time for..."
posted by: Sally B.
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:13 PM
"And the beat goes on!!
posted by: JimD
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:13 PM
I would like to introduce the man that destroyed America! Barak Hussien Obama
posted by: Juan W.
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:47 PM
YO! Barack! Hey, Buddy get over here and let's drink to our anti-American Alliance!
And after Barack softens 'em up, we'll take over the USA and rule the world!
TO-GA! TO-GA!! TO-GA!!
posted by: Doug Edelman
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:50 PM
What was the worst 3 years of Obamas life?
First grade.
posted by: Hugo
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:52 PM
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
posted by: Muammar
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:53 PM
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
posted by: Joe Snow
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:55 PM
Why don't Obama's wife wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
posted by: Quinn
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 02:57 PM
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.
posted by: Jack F.
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:00 PM
Why are Kenyans like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
posted by: jay
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:01 PM
Gaddafi and Chavez dance the Macarena at one of Venezuela's underground gay nightclubs.
posted by: Dan
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:01 PM
Why do police dogs lick their butts?
To get the taste of moozlems out of their mouth.
posted by: Joe Snow
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Why does Obama carry a piece of used toliet paper in his wallet?
I.D.
posted by: Achmed
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:04 PM
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama dressed for church.
posted by: Susan
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:07 PM
Did you hear about the new Venezuelan Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
posted by: D. Barry
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:09 PM
What's the difference between Kenyans and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
posted by: LaQuisha
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:11 PM
What do you have if you've got a Libyan up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
posted by: Hugo C.
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:15 PM
How do you starve a Liybian?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
posted by: Achmed for Obama
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:17 PM
Do you remember the Obama family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
posted by: M. Gaddafi
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:20 PM
Micheele Obama sighted in North Carolina??? http://t.co/e34aiMo via @AOL
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 03:52 PM
Micheele Obama sighted in North Carolina???
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/24/thomas-byers-claims-to-have-video-of-bigfoot-in-north-carolina/
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 04:05 PM
*listening to some rap group* Put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care....Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
posted by: Jill M.
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 08:08 AM
Look! Look, compadre! Little Brother said something... without a teleprompter! He said...he said..."Mu-Mu, you've got to go...."
posted by: Edward Cline
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 08:09 AM
Cheech and Chong, two-thirds of the new Leftist Rap Group The Three Amigos, welcome the third Amigo, and you can guess who that is!
posted by: Gabriel Garnica
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 10:09 AM
When I dance they call me Macarena
posted by: NLowery
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Did you see that Moammar, Obama scored another basket for the terrorists!
posted by: Dick Seaberg
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Look closely, bottom left in picture. And guess who is seen bowing to the dictators.
posted by: gmn
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 04:56 PM
...last pic before !!!BOOM!!!
posted by: Arnie
Friday, March 25, 2011 at 05:08 PM
