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April 21, 2011

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Where are my shades when I need them?
posted by: kj
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 09:57 AM
If you think I'm bad for napping, look at the dude behind me. He's passed out entirely.
posted by: June
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM
"... and please don't let him find out that I was praying, Amen."
posted by: Larry Bates
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 10:21 AM
God help me, 20 more months of listening to his lies!
posted by: Bob Mahaffey
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I can't take 4 more minutes, forget 4 more years.
posted by: gman
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 11:53 AM
He has the same affect on the Regular Joe too
posted by: Kristen
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 12:57 AM
Lord, tell me what I did to deserve this and I promise, never again.
posted by: william spires
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 03:28 PM
What drivel. It's enough to put one to sleep
posted by: Victor
Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Caught on camera! Tax Man smirks during moment of silence for failed Stimulas Plan.
posted by: kj
Friday, April 22, 2011 at 01:11 PM
Let me think, how can I phrase this? "No matter how ugly you are...No matter whether your ancestors landed on Gillian's Island...or came here on cruise ships...or came across the Rio Grande from Canada as refugees...No, no, that somehow doesn't sound right...We're all linked up, like on Facebook?...No...I'd better ask my speech writer to prepare something... connected.
posted by: Edward Cline
Friday, April 22, 2011 at 05:13 PM
"The boss is always right" and hat's why I don't have to listen to him and I can doze off without any worry!
posted by: Ali Razavi
Saturday, April 23, 2011 at 01:53 PM
Biden: If I pretend I'm asleep, maybe Geithner will take his hand off my leg.
posted by: Dan
Sunday, April 24, 2011 at 02:07 AM
"I'm so tired of Family Security Matters' BS I think I'll take a lovely nap right about now."
posted by: Thom
Monday, April 25, 2011 at 12:36 AM
those idiots at Denny's gave me decaf again this morning...I'll have to send a drone "Grand Slam" to them...
posted by: Arnie
Monday, April 25, 2011 at 02:58 PM
Biden:If I stay in my fantasy world, and keep my eyes closed like Thom, then the truth really doesn't matter does it?
posted by: Dan
Monday, April 25, 2011 at 03:13 PM