Caption Contest: Top Entries - August 20

by CAPTION CONTEST August 20, 2008
Last week’s caption contest winners, judged by FSM resident funnyman Shawn Goodwin:
Original photo caption:Original photo caption: A swimmer who checks the row boats for weeds returns to the dock as Canada's men's eight team prepares for the start of 1st heat of the men's eight rowing event.  (The Canadian Press)
Third Place:  “Last thing I recall was starting out in the 400 meter freestyle!” – Linda K.

Second Place:  “OK, boss. I chained the boat to the dock. We should be able to win now.” – Donna Mitchell

First Place:  "The Canadian team’s ‘thrill of victory’ turned to horror at the sight of their vanquished Chinese opponents.”
– Mark Ducharme
Thanks to all who participated! Be on the lookout for our next contest, which will kick off Thursday!
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