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April 28, 2011

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Obama - "May I get struck by lightning if that isn't my original birth certificate."
posted by: NLowery
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:20 AM
Look, another form of alternative energy...now we just have place a tax on it.
posted by: Jill
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:11 AM
"Jesus was a socialist. Well.... maybe not...."
posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:12 AM
Let me throw you a life line.
posted by: Maureen A. Wilson
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:06 PM
Sorry about that. I was aiming at the prayer rug out back.
posted by: M Johnston
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:32 PM
"Mother Nature"= Shucks, I missed.
posted by: JimD
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 03:40 PM
Justice Strikes!
posted by: Richard C Wagener
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 04:39 PM
"Michelle!!! I told you not to use my electric razor on your beard stubble!!!!"
posted by: American Patriot
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 04:52 PM
OK! told you not to lie, crispy critter.
posted by: grumpyoldfart
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 05:58 PM
That was just a warning!
posted by: God
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 06:59 PM
Jesus said.."I am The Messiah!"
posted by: SMW
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:33 PM
Thats ONE strike.
posted by: william spires
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 00:11 AM
WOW! That was close. OK, I'll release my college papers.
posted by: gman
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:49 AM
"Listen up!"
posted by: Dr J
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 04:53 PM
If that hits us do I blame Bush or Trump?
posted by: kj
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:57 PM