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April 28, 2011

Caption Contest - April 28 -May 3, 2011

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above?
 
Original Caption: Lightning bolt appears to strike near White House (Photo by: Eddie Gehman Kohan / Sunday, April 24, 2011 – from KWGN). The event took place on Easter Sunday.
 
The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please enter your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) in the comments section below by noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.
 
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Obama - "May I get struck by lightning if that isn't my original birth certificate."

posted by: NLowery
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:20 AM


Look, another form of alternative energy...now we just have place a tax on it.

posted by: Jill
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:11 AM


"Jesus was a socialist. Well.... maybe not...."

posted by: Mark R. Taylor
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:12 AM


Let me throw you a life line.

posted by: Maureen A. Wilson
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:06 PM


Sorry about that. I was aiming at the prayer rug out back.

posted by: M Johnston
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 02:32 PM


"Mother Nature"= Shucks, I missed.

posted by: JimD
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 03:40 PM


Justice Strikes!

posted by: Richard C Wagener
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 04:39 PM


"Michelle!!! I told you not to use my electric razor on your beard stubble!!!!"

posted by: American Patriot
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 04:52 PM


OK! told you not to lie, crispy critter.

posted by: grumpyoldfart
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 05:58 PM


That was just a warning!

posted by: God
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 06:59 PM


Jesus said.."I am The Messiah!"

posted by: SMW
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 07:33 PM


Thats ONE strike.

posted by: william spires
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 00:11 AM


WOW! That was close. OK, I'll release my college papers.

posted by: gman
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 08:49 AM


"Listen up!"

posted by: Dr J
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 04:53 PM


If that hits us do I blame Bush or Trump?

posted by: kj
Friday, April 29, 2011 at 07:57 PM